Section 1: The Virgin Stuff.
Have you ever...
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| 1. | hugged somebody?
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| 2. | kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?
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| 3. | stolen a kiss?
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| 4. | kissed and told?
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| 5. | held hands with someone?
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| 6. | been on a date?
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| 7. | been on a date that lasted until after one a. m. the next morning?
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| 8. | gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone?
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| 9. | stood someone up?
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| 10. | been stood up?
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| 11. | dated someone on a regular basis?
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| 12. | gone steady?
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| 13. | slow danced?
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| 14. | slam danced?
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| 15. | copped a feel while slow dancing?
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| 16. | had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)?
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| 17. | had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)?
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| 18. | played doctor?
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| 19. | french kissed?
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| 20. | necked?
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| 21. | been interrupted by the police while necking (were they more
embarrassed than you were)?
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| 22. | directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never
gone out with if they were a virgin?
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| 23. | told somebody something "for their own good"?
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| 24. | flirted?
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| 25. | flirted with someone who was related to you? (sister, cousin, in-law,
etc.)
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| 26. | hit on someone even though they were engaged, married, or
otherwise taken?
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| 27. | used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
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| 28. | used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better-routine?
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| 29. | been picked up?
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| 30. | picked someone up?
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| 31. | picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?
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| 32. | affected an accent to aid pickup lines?
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| 33. | secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
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| 34. | dropped subtle hints to someone you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that
they would pick up on it?
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| 35. | written anonymous "love letters" to someone? (secret admirer, etc.
That is, dropped some not-so-subtle hints)
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| 36. | bundled (shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with
someone of your prefered sex without anything steamy happening)?
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| 37. | broken your word, promise, or vow?
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| 38. | told someone that you loved them when you did not?
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| 39. | told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have
sex with them?
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| 40. | lied to someone at someone else's request?
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| 41. | lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date?
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| 42. | done something that you don't want someone to know about (parents,
employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)?
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| 43. | done something that you are too embarrassed to talk about?
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| 44. | played footsie or 'kneesie'?
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| 45. | played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date, significant
other or spouse?
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| 46. | attempted to corrupt someone's morals?
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| 47. | attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too late?
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| 48. | questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable of not
answering (e. g. they were truly wasted, or talking in their sleep)?
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| 49. | questioned a significant other about their sex life when they were
incapable of not answering?
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| 50. | used whatever they said against them?
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| 51. | been told that you were/are a bore?
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| 52. | been bar hopping?
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| 53. | been to a cocktail party?
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| 54. | slept in your undies?
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| 55. | slept in the nude?
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| 56. | slept in class or while on watch?
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| 57. | disturbed others by snoring? (classroom, business meeting, etc.)
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| 58. | photocopied parts of your body? (face, hands, feet)
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| 59. | photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass or genitals)?
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| 60. | given your kids unusual names (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann Hardy, Dweezle)?
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| 61. | dyed your hair an outrageous color (deliberately)?
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| 62. | shaved your head?
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| 63. | uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words, verbally expressed)
obscenities?
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| 64. | used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, infix,
suffix, prefix or prepositional article in a sentence?
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| 65. | cussed in your sleep?
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| 66. | ever been reprimanded (punished) for verbally expressing obscenities?
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| 67. | skipped class or work?
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| 68. | skipped class/work with teacher/boss?
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| 69. | been in military service?
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| 70. | made an unregistered explosive device (a bomb)?
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| 71. | used an unregistered explosive device?
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| 72. | gossiped?
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| 73. | written graffiti?
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| 74. | plagiarized?
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| 75. | shoplifted?
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| 76. | stolen?
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| 77. | traded on inside information?
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| 78. | attempted to commit suicide?
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| 79. | had a fake id?
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| 80. | made fake id?
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| 81. | sent a chain letter?
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| 82. | started a chain letter?
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| 83. | made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)?
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| 84. | installed or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc.)?
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| 85. | removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"?
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| 86. | rode public transportation w/o paying?
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| 87. | pistol whipped someone?
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| 88. | carried concealed weapons?
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| 89. | evaded taxes?
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| 90. | evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty or
tax?
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| 91. | driven over the legal speed limit?
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| 92. | drag raced (on the street)?
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| 93. | driven without a license?
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| 94. | bought or sold anything on a black market?
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| 95. | used bootleg/pirated/underground software?
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| 96. | plotted felony?
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| 97. | been a pool, card or chess shark?
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| 98. | incited a riot?
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| 99. | plotted a coup (civic class doesn't count)?
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| 100. | committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)?
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| 101. | committed treason?
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| 102. | looted, pillaged, plundered, or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon;
Barbarians can't count)?
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| 103. | made out a check that bounced?
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| 104. | welshed on a bet or wager?
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| 105. | offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
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| 106. | offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager?
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| 107. | used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or
consent?
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| 108. | committed breaking and entering?
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| 109. | seen a snuff film?
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| 110. | plotted conspiracy?
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| 111. | plotted to murder someone?
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| 112. | committed murder?
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| 113. | been arrested (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff?)
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| 114. | read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent?
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| 115. | searched someone else's room without their knowledge and or consent?
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| 116. | hired someone more for their looks?
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| 117. | been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing than by
their body?
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| 118. | asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not because it
was 'sexy' but because it turned you on?
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| 119. | worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your figure, or that
emphasized 'strategic' locations)?
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| 120. | worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing (like the seat
has ripped out or such)?
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| 121. | gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?
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| 122. | been in public without wearing underwear?
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| 123. | disrobed in public?
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| 124. | been a member of a nude colony?
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| 125. | been to a nude beach?
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| 126. | sunned your buns or tanned your can?
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| 127. | walked around your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?
(Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find
your undies after a shower doesn't count.)
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| 128. | walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt,
T-shirt, etc.) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc.)? (Dorm hallways,
lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however, locker rooms, bathrooms,
and such places where this behavior is acceptable do not count.)
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| 129. | mooned somebody?
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| 130. | mooned or flashed someone from the front?
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| 131. | streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in
public before an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
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| 132. | streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in
public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as for a
function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.?)
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| 133. | posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or photographs
as a 'favor'?
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| 134. | posed nude or semi nude in public (e. g. art classes) as a 'favor'?
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| 135. | posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit art?
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| 136. | asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings
or photographs as a 'favor'?
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| 137. | asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e. g. art classes)
as a 'favor'?
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| 138. | asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art
or photographs?
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| 139. | served cheap booze?
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| 140. | passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?
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| 141. | fed someone dogfood?
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| 142. | eaten dogfood?
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| 143. | not paid your library fines?
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| 144. | instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)?
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| 145. | watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah?
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| 146. | watched primetime soaps?
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| 147. | been to a bar?
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| 148. | been to a gay bar?
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| 149. | been to a leather/biker bar?
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| 150. | been in or started a food fight?
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| 151. | started a fight?
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| 152. | started a bar fight?
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| 153. | started a brawl?
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| 154. | been to a rock concert?
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| 155. | been to a heavy metal concert?
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| 156. | listened to acid rock?
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| 157. | listened to acid rock while on acid?
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| 158. | been a groupie?
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| 159. | been a roadie?
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| 160. | thought about starting a band to meet groupies?
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| 161. | thought about starting a band to get good dope?
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| 162. | told someone you were with the band?
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| 163. | told someone you were with the band, and it worked?
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| 164. | played records backwards to hear the secret messages?
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| 165. | found the secret message recorded backwards on an album?
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| 166. | sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics (e.g. Let's
get drunk and Screw)?
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| 167. | been sad because someone you knew was getting married?
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| 168. | been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now you'd
never get to sleep with them?
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| 169. | wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because they
have it and you don't (coveted)?
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| 170. | helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi, accommodations,
opportunity)?
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| 171. | been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you and make an
honest person of you?
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| 172. | been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')?
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| 173. | been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours ('Sleazy',
'Sickling')?
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| 174. | had your ears pierced?
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| 175. | pierced someone else's ears?
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| 176. | worn body paint?
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| 177. | worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?
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| 178. | worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language you didn't
read?
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| 179. | been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (ala Harold of "Harold &
Maude")?
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