Section 2: Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism.
Have you ever...
| | 180. | been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it?
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| 181. | entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the
opposite sex, while not involved in a search and/or rescue mission?
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| 182. | do you have a tattoo?
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| 183. | do you have an 'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)?
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| 184. | do you have a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (George Shultz
has a tiger on his butt)?
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| 185. | do you have a tattoo in an intimate location?
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| 186. | do you have a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?
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| 187. | pissed on an electric fence?
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| 188. | used an inflatable doll?
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| 189. | humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the
wall, sausage, banana, etc.?
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| 190. | had sex with a dead person?
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| 191. | given oral sex to a dead person?
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| 192. | bought or made a codpiece or padded bra?
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| 193. | worn a codpiece or padded bra? (i.e. stuffed your bra if you are female;
stuffed your pants if you are male)
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| 194. | stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than
that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of
guys invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not
count.)
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| 195. | intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged
to?
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| 196. | owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you?
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| 197. | bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex?
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| 198. | cross-dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual
purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the like don't
count)
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| 199. | cross-dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual
purpose in the presence of 1 or more other people? (Plays and the like
still don't count-this is for a sexual purpose)
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| 200. | stuffed your pants or bra while cross-dressed for your sexual purpose?
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| 201. | worn any groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)
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| 202. | eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted used, unwashed
piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear was
not being worn?
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| 203. | deliberately sniffed or smelled a used, unwashed piece of groinal
underwear while it was not being worn at the time?
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| 204. | been gagged with someone's underwear? (not your own)
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| 205. | had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly? (Doing
this in a pristine, show-room model doesn't count)
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| 206. | played in or with shit?
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| 207. | willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?
(In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an accident.)
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| 208. | willingly urinated on any part of your body?
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| 209. | urinated in a cup, bottle, or pitcher or any such receptacle that was
not originally designed for such purpose? Urinalysis incidents
don't count.
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| 210. | urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any
commonly accepted piss hole? (in the kitchen sink, in the glove
compartment of the family car...)
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| 211. | urinated from higher that the fifth floor or equivalent height, above
ground level, out of a building, or off a bridge or any such permanent
structure? (e.g. the Grand Canyon)
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| 212. | willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?
(In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)
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| 213. | willingly defecated on yourself?
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| 214. | defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, or any commonly
accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse
access is nil do not count)
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| 215. | stored any excreta in a refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/
preparation appliance?
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| 216. | stored evacuated excreta anywhere else in your room, apartment, house,
habitation, office, etc.?
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| 217. | scratched and sniffed any erotic catalog?
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| 218. | had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the like.)
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| 219. | read or bought pornographic periodicals?
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| 220. | read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really
gross or kinky?
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| 221. | had a subscription to pornographic periodicals? ('Sickos', alt.sex)
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| 222. | written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature (lust
letters count)?
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| 223. | had any story or fantasy you wrote published in any pornographic
periodical? ('Sickos' and alt.sex are porno. periodicals)
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| 224. | read any sexually explicit literature?
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| 225. | read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came the
Stranger)?
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| 226. | been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
literature?
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| 227. | misspelled 'dirty' words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words?
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| 228. | read any sex manuals (e. g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always wanted to
Know about Sex)?
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| 229. | read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
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| 230. | read the Kama Sutra?
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| 231. | underlined or marked the 'dirty' parts of any literature?
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| 232. | made an obscene phone call anonymously (to someone you didn't know)?
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| 233. | received an anonymous obscene phone call?
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| 234. | phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626,
(212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)
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| 235. | called any live sex numbers?
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| 236. | recorded an obscene call for later playback?
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| 237. | fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is
superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski
instructors and the such do not count.)
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| 238. | fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist, or someone
with whom you are having a professional relationship?
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| 239. | fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
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| 240. | masturbated?
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| 241. | fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
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| 242. | fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?
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| 243. | written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes?
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| 244. | masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?
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| 245. | masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a week)?
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| 246. | masturbated to orgasm?
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| 247. | masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit
materials?
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| 248. | masturbated while reading a (non-sexually explicit) textbook?
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| 249. | masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private (cable,
videotape, or film)?
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| 250. | masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public (a theater)?
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| 251. | masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in
public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theater, etc.)
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| 252. | masturbated in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
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| 253. | masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? (car, RV, truck,
motorcycle, hearse, etc.)
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| 254. | masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of "on the
phone." This is legit.)
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| 255. | masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
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| 256. | masturbated using aid of food?
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| 257. | eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
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| 258. | used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing
masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, vacuum cleaner, etc.)
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| 259. | used a bowling pin, Coke[tm] bottle, or something along those general
shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
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| 260. | been "caught" masturbating?
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| 261. | been afraid you were slipping into monogamy?
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| 262. | practiced autoerotic asphyxia (oxygen deprivation for sexual
enhancement)?
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| 263. | received an enema for a purpose other than that of medical?
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| 264. | received an enema consisting of a non-normal enema solution (wine, beer,
urine, windex)?
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| 265. | wished you were a homosexual of the opposite sex?
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| 266. | wished you were a heterosexual of the opposite sex?
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| 267. | had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?
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| 268. | had a sex change operation?
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| 269. | gone skinny dipping alone?
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| 270. | shaved your genital pubic hair?
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| 271. | shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
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| 272. | colored or bleached your genital pubic hair?
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| 273. | shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design?
(moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)
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| 274. | bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle
of Coke[tm] and use it as a dildo, it really doesn't count.
Think: design and function.)
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| 275. | Owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the catwoman
scene in "A Clockwork Orange.")
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| 276. | sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food? (bananas, carrots, apples...)
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| 277. | eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
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| 278. | sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carveable
material that isn't food?
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| 279. | made an X or R-Rated snowman or snowwoman?
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| 280. | inserted your finger into your rectum?
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| 281. | used ben-wa balls or anal beads? (ben-wa balls: a pair of small,
usually metal, balls which are placed into the vagina or anus and
are supposed to feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a
string of beads inserted into the anus which is supposed to feel
good as it is pulled out.)
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| 282. | given ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
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| 283. | received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
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| 284. | performed oral sex on yourself? (yes, this is possible for most
males, and even some females.)
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